Help us?
He has the cheek to say such a thing.
After all this time, Li Sanguang has not helped at all, but he has done his own thing well by what we call helping.
I’m not satisfied. "You help me!"
Li Sanguang said, "You can’t say that. If I help you, I will help myself."
I said, "You really helped yourself."
Li Sanguang walked over and said, "If you help me, that means helping yourself. If you help me a few more times, your things will be solved naturally."
Hey!
This old trick is quite reasonable!
But I’ve heard this a lot.
A while ago, I read the newspaper that said "bananas are not suitable for the stomach"
Later I told this to Erzhu.
As a result, Erzhu told me with disdain, "Isn’t it not a belly after eating bananas?"
At that time, I thought what he said was particularly reasonable, but think about it carefully. What are all these fallacies?
It’s quite decent to say it. It makes sense for people to hear it at first glance. If you look carefully, it turns out to be bullshit!
Li Sanguang is telling me this now, which is absurd. Do you really think I am a three-year-old child?
I said, "Don’t talk nonsense!"
Li Sanguang smacked his lips and asked, "What do you want?"
I said, "Well, that depends on what you think."
That Li Sanguang twisted his head and looked back at himself squatting in this small shack, and it was very wretched to scratch his ass and get lost in thought.
He thought hard for a long time, and it seems that he didn’t want to stay here. In the end, he was very dreary. "How about I teach you a technique later?"
I was surprised. "How?"
"Alas ….." Li Sanguang sighed. "Is it fair for me to teach you a technique and get her out?"
He said with awe, "Say what you want to learn."
I was so happy when I heard it that I didn’t want to blurt out, "I want to learn perspective. Can I learn this?"
Li Sanguang said without hesitation, "Yes!"
Tauren asked, "Why do you want to learn perspective?"
Ma Mian said, "At first glance, the old driver is not afraid of darkness with perspective eyes!"
Ma Xiaoling looked at me with disdain and said, "I really didn’t misjudge your shame!" "
I have a quick laugh.
Sometimes I also want this Li Sanguang to behave himself and scare him, but I didn’t expect him to say that he would teach me a spell in exchange!
Besides, he taught me this spell, which is how much I want to learn as an aspiring young man!
I instantly changed my mind and said, "Then I’ll save you now!"
Go back and follow the cow’s head and horse’s face. Li Sanguang signed it and released him from the detention room in hell.
When things were done, two ghosts sent us back to Yang.
Just coming from that car, I immediately grabbed Li Sanguang and urged, "Teach me this spell quickly!"
Li Sanguang said, "Don’t worry, don’t worry, let me think about the spell first!"
He thought for a long time, and finally I chanted a little obscure spell in my ear.
Then he found a branch and pulled it two times. "It’s not enough to have a spell. You need a talisman. I’ll teach you to draw a charm!"
After Li Sanguang taught me this, he was very serious and said, "Practice this spell every day to bring aura to the charm and then you can do as you wish!"
I was so happy when I got home and put it into practice.
I painted the amulet for three days in a row and recited the spell again every morning, noon and night …
On the fourth day, when I was holding the paper, I just finished reading the spell and saw a golden light attached.
According to Li Sanguang, when you can see the golden light attached, it means that the aura has been attached to the charm paper. At this time, if you point the charm between your eyebrows, the perspective effect will appear for half an hour!
Today is my day of success!
I was very surprised when I held this well-drawn symbol paper in my hand
Others can learn things in one day, but I learned it in four days. It really is a "bright future"!
Holding this thing, my hands have been shaking with excitement, and my eyes are very nervous when those two ghosts look at me.
I looked at the swaying sun and hurriedly drew three symbols in succession once again, each of which was successfully attached with aura.
However, I also have an inscrutable feeling that I didn’t help Li Sanguang in vain this time.
I haven’t felt the phone ring yet.
I took the message "Hello?"
Ge Ershao whispered, "Why haven’t you come out these days?"
I said, "Something’s wrong."
"Oh, I can’t blame you …" Ge Er said little. "I haven’t seen you listen to Ma Xiaoling for a few days."
He was very curious and asked, "What are you doing at home? I heard Ma Xiaoling say that your family has drawn a symbol? "
"Hey hey!" My horse was very happy and said, "Yes, after several days of unremitting efforts, the merits have finally been completed."
Ge Ershao asked, "What?"
I asked him in a low voice, "Do you have time?"
He said, "Yes, why?"
I said, "Come out! Let’s go to the mall and I’ll show you my achievements these days. "
Ge Ershao wondered, "What are you going to do there?"
I said, "Look at beautiful women, of course. I have something good. Do you want to try it?"
Ge Ershao immediately said, "You wait for my horse to find you!"
Soon he came to pick me up in the car.
I was very proud of him and handed him a piece of "It’s a crowded time to walk at this point"
Ge Er Shao took the operator’s paper and immediately put it in his pocket. The horse went to the commercial street again.
As soon as we got on the bus at the commercial street, we could see that there were big girls and kannika nimtragol, all of whom were very hot.
I said, "Do you know what the greatest enjoyment of life is?"
Ge Ershao said, "I don’t know!"
I show off in an ostentatious manner "at present is! Take out my charm for you, and when you open your eyes again, you will know what life is and what enjoyment is, and you will also know what I have worked so hard for these days! "
Before I finish Ge Er Shao, I have already taken out the paper and slapped it on my forehead.
The horse’s eyes were straight and he didn’t move at once
I asked, "like?"
Ge Er looked back at me less. I opened my mouth to talk, but suddenly I kept spitting on the wall.
I looked at him with a smile. "What’s the matter?"
Seeing Ge Ershao rolling his eyes is very weak. "Can this thing be cancelled? I feel a little dizzy after reading it!"
Faint?